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Pun is a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings. In another word , pun id the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications, or the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning; a play on words
2.PUN PUZZLE
3.MOVIE PUN
4.NIMBUS PUN
5.PUN RIDDLE
Another famous puns:
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
A dyslexic man walks in a bra.
Class trip to the Coco-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.
Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Brocken pencils are pointless.
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
1. CELEBRITY PUN
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| Bread Pitt (Brad Pitt) |
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| Whale Smith (Will Smith) |
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| Christina a Gorilla (Christina Aguilerra) |
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| Justin Beaver (Justin Bieber) |
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| Egg Sheeran (Ed Sheeran) |
2.PUN PUZZLE
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| Her Before Herbivore: Vegetarian |
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| Delighted Blackout: de lighted |
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| Gummy |
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| Missed Fog: Mist |
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| Prejudice Cube:Dice |
3.MOVIE PUN
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| Batman The Rice of Dark Night |
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| Snapes On a Plane (Snakes On a Plane) |
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| Ham Solo (Han Solo) |
4.NIMBUS PUN
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| Soda pressing (So depressing) |
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| Tie Food (Thai Food) |
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| Violins doesn't solve anything (Violence's doesn't solve anything) |
5.PUN RIDDLE
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| He Neverland |
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| Because they dilate (Because they die late) |
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| He is OK now. (OK: Zero Kelvin- absolute zero) |
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| Because they took the Rhombus (Because they took the wrong bus) -Rhombus: a parallelogram with opposite equal acute angles, opposite equal obtuse angles, and four equal sides. |
Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn’t resistor.
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighbourhood and one of them was a-salted.
To some – marriage is a word … to others – a sentence.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
A dyslexic man walks in a bra.
Class trip to the Coco-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.
Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Brocken pencils are pointless.
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
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